Glossy Stickers | Die-Cut Magnet Decals | Funny Dating Quote Sad Cryptid Art 213
Welcome to modern dating: where hope goes to die, and your phone is just a portable rejection machine.
This “Modern Dating: Swipe Left, Swipe Right, Cry Alone” design from Winkatchoo sums it all up with the perfect cocktail of existential dread, caffeine jitters, and too many unread messages.
Featuring an anxious, wide-eyed cryptid clutching a phone like it's about to break their heart (again), this original snarky artwork captures the universal truth of dating apps: no matter what you swipe, you’ll probably end up stress-eating snacks in bed anyway. But at least now you can laugh about it.
This design is totally exclusive to Winkatchoo—no big box stores, no ripoff resellers. Just handcrafted weirdness and peak relatability for fans of sarcastic stickers, funny magnets, and digital-age breakdowns.
Choose your form of emotional support: the glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker for laptops, journals, tumblers, sketchbooks, or your personal ghosting recovery kit. Or go with the Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, perfect for fridges, lockers, office cabinets, and any magnetic surface where you swipe away your hopes.
Each version measures 2.5 x 3.5 inches and features vivid colors, rich detail, and Winkatchoo’s signature flair for making emotional spirals kinda adorable. Whether you’re collecting locker magnets, die-cut magnets, or building your gallery of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s a must-have.
Because let’s face it: love is confusing, your ex is probably still online, and this little guy totally gets it. 😏📱💔
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Welcome to modern dating: where hope goes to die, and your phone is just a portable rejection machine.
This “Modern Dating: Swipe Left, Swipe Right, Cry Alone” design from Winkatchoo sums it all up with the perfect cocktail of existential dread, caffeine jitters, and too many unread messages.
Featuring an anxious, wide-eyed cryptid clutching a phone like it's about to break their heart (again), this original snarky artwork captures the universal truth of dating apps: no matter what you swipe, you’ll probably end up stress-eating snacks in bed anyway. But at least now you can laugh about it.
This design is totally exclusive to Winkatchoo—no big box stores, no ripoff resellers. Just handcrafted weirdness and peak relatability for fans of sarcastic stickers, funny magnets, and digital-age breakdowns.
Choose your form of emotional support: the glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker for laptops, journals, tumblers, sketchbooks, or your personal ghosting recovery kit. Or go with the Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, perfect for fridges, lockers, office cabinets, and any magnetic surface where you swipe away your hopes.
Each version measures 2.5 x 3.5 inches and features vivid colors, rich detail, and Winkatchoo’s signature flair for making emotional spirals kinda adorable. Whether you’re collecting locker magnets, die-cut magnets, or building your gallery of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s a must-have.
Because let’s face it: love is confusing, your ex is probably still online, and this little guy totally gets it. 😏📱💔
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Welcome to modern dating: where hope goes to die, and your phone is just a portable rejection machine.
This “Modern Dating: Swipe Left, Swipe Right, Cry Alone” design from Winkatchoo sums it all up with the perfect cocktail of existential dread, caffeine jitters, and too many unread messages.
Featuring an anxious, wide-eyed cryptid clutching a phone like it's about to break their heart (again), this original snarky artwork captures the universal truth of dating apps: no matter what you swipe, you’ll probably end up stress-eating snacks in bed anyway. But at least now you can laugh about it.
This design is totally exclusive to Winkatchoo—no big box stores, no ripoff resellers. Just handcrafted weirdness and peak relatability for fans of sarcastic stickers, funny magnets, and digital-age breakdowns.
Choose your form of emotional support: the glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker for laptops, journals, tumblers, sketchbooks, or your personal ghosting recovery kit. Or go with the Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, perfect for fridges, lockers, office cabinets, and any magnetic surface where you swipe away your hopes.
Each version measures 2.5 x 3.5 inches and features vivid colors, rich detail, and Winkatchoo’s signature flair for making emotional spirals kinda adorable. Whether you’re collecting locker magnets, die-cut magnets, or building your gallery of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s a must-have.
Because let’s face it: love is confusing, your ex is probably still online, and this little guy totally gets it. 😏📱💔
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
