boo-boo returns …
As if
Seriously … we don’t do mistakes. But if your luck is that bad, stay away from sharp objects.
Returns Policy: Not-Quite-Returnable Goods
This is where we discuss the delicate issue of RETURNS. It’s the page where we lovingly (and sarcastically) remind you that our products are custom-made just for you—like a really weird, one-sided blind date you can’t undo. Because everything here is print-on-demand and created only after you hit that "Buy Now" button, returns aren't an option. It’s not personal; it’s just logistics (and a smidge of sanity).
But Wait, What If Things Go Terribly Wrong?
We get it: Life happens, and sometimes our products roll off the press looking like they’ve had a bad day (or worse, a bender). If your item shows up damaged, defective, or just plain disastrous, we won’t leave you hanging. Here’s how to get help without shipping it back to us like a guilt-ridden boomerang:
Snap It Like It’s Hot: Take a clear picture of the issue—whether it’s a misprint, damage, or some other horrifying defect that makes you go, “WTF is this?”
Tell Us All About It: Email us the photo along with your order details and a brief explanation of the problem. Feel free to use sarcasm; we appreciate the effort.
Prepare to Be Rectified: Once we confirm it’s our bad (and not you trying to scam a freebie), we’ll fix it, replace it, or otherwise make it right. Promise.
But I Want to Return It Anyway...
We appreciate the enthusiasm, but we don’t do take-backs. It’s not you, it’s us. And hygiene. And practicality. Plus, what would we even do with your slightly-used misfit mug, huh?
In short:
We don’t accept returns. Period.
Damages? Send us proof, and we’ll make it right.
Satisfaction matters (but so does common sense).
Thanks for shopping small, supporting the art, and bearing with our unreturnable nonsense. You’re the real MVP—assuming you read this whole page.