Frequently asked stuff …
with sarcastic answers
At No Extra Charge … You’re Welcome
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Only to countries with a sense of humor.
(Yes, we ship internationally. Rates may vary.)
Q: Do you offer refunds?
A: Only if I stop being funny. So ... NO.
Just kidding. If there’s an issue, contact me, and we’ll work it out.
Q: Can I customize a design?
A: Sure! Tell me what you want, and I’ll tell you if it’s possible.
(Spoiler: If it’s too PG-13, probably not.)
Q: How long will my order take?
A: About as long as it takes to binge-watch a season of your favorite show—but without the cliffhangers.
(Translation: Production + shipping times are listed at checkout.)
Q: Are your products handmade?
A: My humor? Totally handcrafted … if there were hands inside my brain.
The actual products? Professionally made by magical machines that do it better than I ever could.
Q: Do your mugs actually hold coffee?
A: They hold coffee, tea, tears of joy, and crushed hopes—whatever gets you through the day with having a meltdown.
Q: What if I want a design on a product you don’t offer?
A: Ask, and we might deliver. But don’t push your luck—I draw the line at snarky parachutes.
Q: Why are you so obsessed with sarcasm?
A: Because sincerity is exhausting.
Q: Can I gift your products to someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor?
A: You can, but be prepared for some awkward silence.
Q: What does ‘Winkatchoo’ even mean?
A: It’s the sound of creativity winking at you. Or maybe it’s just me being weird. Either way, it’s fun to say.