Glossy Stickers | Die-Cut Magnet Decals Funny Emotionally Distant Quote Gift 264
Feelings? Never heard of them.
This “Emotionally Distant Side Piece AVAILABLE – Hourly Rates, No Refunds” design is for the commitment-phobic, boundary-setting legend in all of us. It’s sarcastic, spicy, and gloriously detached—just the way Winkatchoo intended.
Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor and keeps their romantic resume clean with a healthy dose of apathy, this original snarky artwork isn’t pulling any emotional punches. And since it's exclusive to Winkatchoo, you won’t find this level of brutally honest brilliance anywhere else—not in stores, and definitely not in knockoff sticker dumps.
Available as a glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker or a Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, this beauty is built for wherever you want to make your availability (or total lack of emotional availability) known. Stick the sticker on laptops, tumblers, toolboxes, sketchbooks, or commitment-avoidant journals. Pop the funny magnet on your fridge, locker, office cabinet, or any magnetic surface that needs a little sass upgrade.
At 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s compact but unapologetically bold, with vivid colors, crisp lettering, and a high-gloss finish that screams “I’m here—but not here for feelings.” Whether you collect sarcastic stickers, locker magnets, magnetic decals, or your own rotating lineup of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s made to stand out.
So go ahead—be available, be distant, and always bill by the hour. Because love is fleeting, but your sticker game should be rock solid.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Feelings? Never heard of them.
This “Emotionally Distant Side Piece AVAILABLE – Hourly Rates, No Refunds” design is for the commitment-phobic, boundary-setting legend in all of us. It’s sarcastic, spicy, and gloriously detached—just the way Winkatchoo intended.
Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor and keeps their romantic resume clean with a healthy dose of apathy, this original snarky artwork isn’t pulling any emotional punches. And since it's exclusive to Winkatchoo, you won’t find this level of brutally honest brilliance anywhere else—not in stores, and definitely not in knockoff sticker dumps.
Available as a glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker or a Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, this beauty is built for wherever you want to make your availability (or total lack of emotional availability) known. Stick the sticker on laptops, tumblers, toolboxes, sketchbooks, or commitment-avoidant journals. Pop the funny magnet on your fridge, locker, office cabinet, or any magnetic surface that needs a little sass upgrade.
At 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s compact but unapologetically bold, with vivid colors, crisp lettering, and a high-gloss finish that screams “I’m here—but not here for feelings.” Whether you collect sarcastic stickers, locker magnets, magnetic decals, or your own rotating lineup of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s made to stand out.
So go ahead—be available, be distant, and always bill by the hour. Because love is fleeting, but your sticker game should be rock solid.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Feelings? Never heard of them.
This “Emotionally Distant Side Piece AVAILABLE – Hourly Rates, No Refunds” design is for the commitment-phobic, boundary-setting legend in all of us. It’s sarcastic, spicy, and gloriously detached—just the way Winkatchoo intended.
Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor and keeps their romantic resume clean with a healthy dose of apathy, this original snarky artwork isn’t pulling any emotional punches. And since it's exclusive to Winkatchoo, you won’t find this level of brutally honest brilliance anywhere else—not in stores, and definitely not in knockoff sticker dumps.
Available as a glossy, waterproof vinyl die-cut sticker or a Cricut-cut glossy magnetic decal, this beauty is built for wherever you want to make your availability (or total lack of emotional availability) known. Stick the sticker on laptops, tumblers, toolboxes, sketchbooks, or commitment-avoidant journals. Pop the funny magnet on your fridge, locker, office cabinet, or any magnetic surface that needs a little sass upgrade.
At 2.5 x 3.5 inches, it’s compact but unapologetically bold, with vivid colors, crisp lettering, and a high-gloss finish that screams “I’m here—but not here for feelings.” Whether you collect sarcastic stickers, locker magnets, magnetic decals, or your own rotating lineup of Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, this one’s made to stand out.
So go ahead—be available, be distant, and always bill by the hour. Because love is fleeting, but your sticker game should be rock solid.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
