Court is in Session… and You’re Guilty of Foolishness!

This isn’t just any raccoon—this is Judge Raccoonington III, Esq., and he’s seen enough. That slightly smug expression? **That’s the look of someone who has already reached a verdict, and let’s just say… it’s not looking great for you. Did you make a terrible life choice? Absolutely. Did he expect better? Not really, but he’s still disappointed.

And don’t even think about pleading your case—this courtroom doesn’t do appeals. The gavel has spoken, and the ruling is final: you are 100% guilty of nonsense. But hey, at least he’s honest about it! So go ahead, take your sentence with dignity… or at least try to, before he winks at you and makes it ten times worse.