The Ultimate Master of Sass Has Arrived!

Oh, you thought this was a normal conversation? Think again. With one raised eyebrow, an ice-cold drink, and the kind of expression that screams "I’ve already judged you," this feathered icon is here to deliver a sarcastic comment so perfectly timed, you won’t know whether to laugh or cry. Brace yourself. It’s coming. And when it lands? Oof.

Whether it’s a casual roast, a brutally honest truth bomb, or just a masterfully timed eye-roll in verbal form, this bird has zero hesitation and even less remorse. The countdown has begun—so if you’re not ready for a dose of premium-grade sarcasm, you might want to exit stage left. Otherwise? Just accept your fate, sip your drink, and admire the artistry of the sassiest wink in town.