Warning: Zero F's Left to Give!

If you were hoping for enthusiasm, patience, or even the tiniest shred of give-a-damn, you’re out of luck. This grumpy little powerhouse has had it—with the nonsense, the drama, the questions, and probably you. That furrowed brow? Permanent. Those crossed arms? Locked in. That attitude? Non-refundable.

And don’t even think about asking when the repairs will be done. Parts are on backorder, the mechanic quit, and honestly, nobody’s really working on it anyway. So unless you’ve got cookies, silence, or a really solid exit strategy, you might want to back away slowly… and let this walking tantrum stew in peace.