Meet the ultimate ambassador of sarcasm, here to serve smug realness and a side of wit sharper than your morning coffee. With a confident stance and a drink in hand, this sassy little creature isn’t here to make friends—he’s here to roast your life choices. That mischievous glint in his eye practically screams, “Oh, you’re approaching me? Bold move.” And that drink? Purely a prop to punctuate his biting commentary (or maybe it’s fuel for even spicier remarks).

This design perfectly captures the vibe of someone who’s always three sarcastic quips ahead of the room. Whether you’re wearing it on a shirt, hat, or pin, it’s like a friendly warning label: “Proceed at your own risk; wit bombs incoming.” It’s not just a look; it’s a lifestyle. Because let’s face it—sarcasm isn’t a defense mechanism, it’s an art form. And this guy? He’s the Picasso of pithy remarks.