This little bundle of awkward energy is the ultimate comeback machine. With his oversized, startled eyes and an expression that’s equal parts panic and judgment, he’s here to call out your questionable mental imagery. “Visualizing me naked?” he asks, before delivering the mic drop of all mic drops: “Enjoy the nightmares.” Because let’s be real—there’s no coming back from this level of hilariously self-deprecating shade.

The genius here lies in the straight-up relatability. Who hasn’t felt the urge to politely annihilate someone’s unsolicited thoughts? The frayed sweater, the mismatched beanie, and that slight slouch? It all screams, “I’m a hot mess, but at least I own it.” Whether it’s pinned to your jacket or plastered on a T-shirt, this design isn’t just funny—it’s a declaration. Go ahead, take a mental picture. You’ve been warned.