Meet Old Man Marvin, the seasoned angler of attention who’s cast his line one too many times with zero luck. Sure, his boat might be sturdy, but his ego? Not so much. Whether it’s his scruffy beard, charming plaid, or existential despair, Marvin was hoping for at least one “looking good, sailor” today—but nope. Not even a courtesy chuckle.

Perfect for anyone who’s ever fished for validation and come up empty-handed, this grumpy sailor reminds us that sometimes the compliments don’t bite… and maybe it’s time to try a new bait. Or just accept the glorious, slightly tragic beauty of being unappreciated.