Mentally on Saturn, Physically Holding Hot Dogs and Regret 171
Mentally, I’m on Saturn. Physically, I’m Holding Hot Dogs.
This dead-eyed alien in a dad-patterned shirt is asking the question we’re all too polite to scream: Ever just wanna get OFF this damn planet? Whether it’s the economy, group texts, or the fact that you just dropped your burrito face-down, the vibe is done.
For anyone who’s over Earth and underwhelmed by humanity, this glossy lil’ crisis in sticker/magnet form is here to validate your need to launch. Choose your escape method—kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—each one a 2.5" x 3.5" waterproof, weather-resistant cry for intergalactic help.
🛑 Found exclusively at Winkatchoo, where existential dread gets printed, packaged, and stuck on stuff.
Stick it on your spaceship. Or your fridge. We support both exits.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Mentally, I’m on Saturn. Physically, I’m Holding Hot Dogs.
This dead-eyed alien in a dad-patterned shirt is asking the question we’re all too polite to scream: Ever just wanna get OFF this damn planet? Whether it’s the economy, group texts, or the fact that you just dropped your burrito face-down, the vibe is done.
For anyone who’s over Earth and underwhelmed by humanity, this glossy lil’ crisis in sticker/magnet form is here to validate your need to launch. Choose your escape method—kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—each one a 2.5" x 3.5" waterproof, weather-resistant cry for intergalactic help.
🛑 Found exclusively at Winkatchoo, where existential dread gets printed, packaged, and stuck on stuff.
Stick it on your spaceship. Or your fridge. We support both exits.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Mentally, I’m on Saturn. Physically, I’m Holding Hot Dogs.
This dead-eyed alien in a dad-patterned shirt is asking the question we’re all too polite to scream: Ever just wanna get OFF this damn planet? Whether it’s the economy, group texts, or the fact that you just dropped your burrito face-down, the vibe is done.
For anyone who’s over Earth and underwhelmed by humanity, this glossy lil’ crisis in sticker/magnet form is here to validate your need to launch. Choose your escape method—kiss-cut vinyl sticker or die-cut magnet—each one a 2.5" x 3.5" waterproof, weather-resistant cry for intergalactic help.
🛑 Found exclusively at Winkatchoo, where existential dread gets printed, packaged, and stuck on stuff.
Stick it on your spaceship. Or your fridge. We support both exits.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!