Glossy Stickers | Die-Cut Magnet Decals | Funny Political Satire Goldfish 183

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If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at celebrity political rants, this one’s for you.

This hilarious die-cut sticker or magnet features an adorably unqualified goldfish—complete with big pouty lips and thick-rimmed glasses—delivering some solid satire: “Taking political advice from famous people is like hiring goldfish to do your taxes because they have sexy lips.” Honestly, where’s the lie?

Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and allergic to groupthink, this original snarky artwork by Winkatchoo makes your fridge, locker, or laptop the funniest soapbox in the room. It’s bold, weird, vivid, and guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe fry a few circuits).

This design is 100% exclusive to Winkatchoo—meaning you won’t find this biting wit or brilliantly ridiculous fish anywhere else, especially not from the knockoff crowd. Available as either a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy, Cricut-cut magnetic decal, both come in a compact 2.5 x 3.5 inch size that’s perfect for everyday snark deployment.

Use the funny sticker on laptops, tumblers, phone cases, water bottles, journals, or even that passive-aggressive office mug. The die-cut magnet option sticks beautifully to lockers, fridges, office cabinets, or your trusty old toolbox—anywhere a little dose of sarcastic commentary is overdue.

Whether you’re collecting funny magnets, decorating with locker magnets, or gifting someone who appreciates sarcastic stickers and original snarky artwork, this one’s a keeper. Proudly weird, totally unique, and unapologetically clever—Winkatchoo stickers and magnets are built to stand out and speak up, one ridiculous fish at a time.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

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If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at celebrity political rants, this one’s for you.

This hilarious die-cut sticker or magnet features an adorably unqualified goldfish—complete with big pouty lips and thick-rimmed glasses—delivering some solid satire: “Taking political advice from famous people is like hiring goldfish to do your taxes because they have sexy lips.” Honestly, where’s the lie?

Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and allergic to groupthink, this original snarky artwork by Winkatchoo makes your fridge, locker, or laptop the funniest soapbox in the room. It’s bold, weird, vivid, and guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe fry a few circuits).

This design is 100% exclusive to Winkatchoo—meaning you won’t find this biting wit or brilliantly ridiculous fish anywhere else, especially not from the knockoff crowd. Available as either a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy, Cricut-cut magnetic decal, both come in a compact 2.5 x 3.5 inch size that’s perfect for everyday snark deployment.

Use the funny sticker on laptops, tumblers, phone cases, water bottles, journals, or even that passive-aggressive office mug. The die-cut magnet option sticks beautifully to lockers, fridges, office cabinets, or your trusty old toolbox—anywhere a little dose of sarcastic commentary is overdue.

Whether you’re collecting funny magnets, decorating with locker magnets, or gifting someone who appreciates sarcastic stickers and original snarky artwork, this one’s a keeper. Proudly weird, totally unique, and unapologetically clever—Winkatchoo stickers and magnets are built to stand out and speak up, one ridiculous fish at a time.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at celebrity political rants, this one’s for you.

This hilarious die-cut sticker or magnet features an adorably unqualified goldfish—complete with big pouty lips and thick-rimmed glasses—delivering some solid satire: “Taking political advice from famous people is like hiring goldfish to do your taxes because they have sexy lips.” Honestly, where’s the lie?

Perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and allergic to groupthink, this original snarky artwork by Winkatchoo makes your fridge, locker, or laptop the funniest soapbox in the room. It’s bold, weird, vivid, and guaranteed to turn heads (and maybe fry a few circuits).

This design is 100% exclusive to Winkatchoo—meaning you won’t find this biting wit or brilliantly ridiculous fish anywhere else, especially not from the knockoff crowd. Available as either a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a glossy, Cricut-cut magnetic decal, both come in a compact 2.5 x 3.5 inch size that’s perfect for everyday snark deployment.

Use the funny sticker on laptops, tumblers, phone cases, water bottles, journals, or even that passive-aggressive office mug. The die-cut magnet option sticks beautifully to lockers, fridges, office cabinets, or your trusty old toolbox—anywhere a little dose of sarcastic commentary is overdue.

Whether you’re collecting funny magnets, decorating with locker magnets, or gifting someone who appreciates sarcastic stickers and original snarky artwork, this one’s a keeper. Proudly weird, totally unique, and unapologetically clever—Winkatchoo stickers and magnets are built to stand out and speak up, one ridiculous fish at a time.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

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