"Earth Needs Me" Sticker or Magnet – Delusion Deluxe Edition 107

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What the world needs now… is definitely not subtlety.

Let’s be honest, global problems are exhausting, and you? You’re the solution. Or at least you think so—and honestly, same. Enter this sticker/magnet masterpiece featuring a deranged, smug little Earth guy who’s had just enough caffeine and delusion to believe that the planet’s salvation lies in one thing: MORE ME. Because humility is overrated and the ozone can wait.

Perfect for anyone who has ever been told they’re “a lot” and replied, “Thanks, I know.” This glossy 2.5 x 3.5 inch slice of ego comes in two bold options: kiss-cut vinyl sticker (for your laptop, water bottle, or forehead) or die-cut magnet (for your fridge, office cubicle, or passive-aggressive in-law’s house). Waterproof. Weather-resistant. Cricut-cut and chaos-approved.

🛑 You won’t find this level of self-worship on Amazon or in Karen’s bootleg Etsy shop. Only at Winkatchoo, where we design like no one’s watching (because they shouldn’t be).

Warning: prolonged exposure may cause a dramatic increase in main character energy.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

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What the world needs now… is definitely not subtlety.

Let’s be honest, global problems are exhausting, and you? You’re the solution. Or at least you think so—and honestly, same. Enter this sticker/magnet masterpiece featuring a deranged, smug little Earth guy who’s had just enough caffeine and delusion to believe that the planet’s salvation lies in one thing: MORE ME. Because humility is overrated and the ozone can wait.

Perfect for anyone who has ever been told they’re “a lot” and replied, “Thanks, I know.” This glossy 2.5 x 3.5 inch slice of ego comes in two bold options: kiss-cut vinyl sticker (for your laptop, water bottle, or forehead) or die-cut magnet (for your fridge, office cubicle, or passive-aggressive in-law’s house). Waterproof. Weather-resistant. Cricut-cut and chaos-approved.

🛑 You won’t find this level of self-worship on Amazon or in Karen’s bootleg Etsy shop. Only at Winkatchoo, where we design like no one’s watching (because they shouldn’t be).

Warning: prolonged exposure may cause a dramatic increase in main character energy.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

What the world needs now… is definitely not subtlety.

Let’s be honest, global problems are exhausting, and you? You’re the solution. Or at least you think so—and honestly, same. Enter this sticker/magnet masterpiece featuring a deranged, smug little Earth guy who’s had just enough caffeine and delusion to believe that the planet’s salvation lies in one thing: MORE ME. Because humility is overrated and the ozone can wait.

Perfect for anyone who has ever been told they’re “a lot” and replied, “Thanks, I know.” This glossy 2.5 x 3.5 inch slice of ego comes in two bold options: kiss-cut vinyl sticker (for your laptop, water bottle, or forehead) or die-cut magnet (for your fridge, office cubicle, or passive-aggressive in-law’s house). Waterproof. Weather-resistant. Cricut-cut and chaos-approved.

🛑 You won’t find this level of self-worship on Amazon or in Karen’s bootleg Etsy shop. Only at Winkatchoo, where we design like no one’s watching (because they shouldn’t be).

Warning: prolonged exposure may cause a dramatic increase in main character energy.

Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:

✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.

✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy

✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”

✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.

✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.

✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface

✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.

✅ Choice of background colors

✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!

✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.

Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.

FREE SHIPPING in the US!

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