Glossy Stickers | Die-Cut Magnet Decals | Avoid Ass Clowns Funny Fox Quote 158
Because sometimes the best life advice fits on a sticker... and sounds suspiciously like your therapist and your inner gremlin teamed up.
Introducing the “Lay Low, Stay Calm, and Avoid All the Ass Clowns” design—a brutally honest, side-eye-laden masterpiece from the Winkatchoo vault of original snarky artwork. Featuring a smug, unbothered fox with major “unimpressed but thriving” energy, this funny sticker or die-cut magnet is your daily reminder to keep your vibe high and your clown tolerance low.
You won’t find this sarcastic gem in stores or floating around knockoff shops. It’s a true Winkatchoo exclusive—crafted for those who deal with nonsense by avoiding it entirely. Available as a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a bold, glossy magnetic decal, both options are a perfectly portable 2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, passive-aggressive wisdom.
The die-cut sticker is perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, water bottles, or toolboxes—wherever you need a little help staying unbothered. Prefer magnetic chill? The magnet version is ideal for fridges, lockers, file cabinets, or any surface that needs a firm but stylish reminder to dodge the drama. If you're into funny magnets, locker magnets, or sarcastic stickers that speak fluent “don’t engage,” this one’s calling your name.
Like all Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, it’s vivid, high-quality, and designed to stand out—just like your boundaries. Whether you’re collecting magnetic decals or loading up on laptop stickers with bite, this one’s a no-brainer.
Sharp. Stylish. Slightly savage. Avoid the ass clowns—and look good doing it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Because sometimes the best life advice fits on a sticker... and sounds suspiciously like your therapist and your inner gremlin teamed up.
Introducing the “Lay Low, Stay Calm, and Avoid All the Ass Clowns” design—a brutally honest, side-eye-laden masterpiece from the Winkatchoo vault of original snarky artwork. Featuring a smug, unbothered fox with major “unimpressed but thriving” energy, this funny sticker or die-cut magnet is your daily reminder to keep your vibe high and your clown tolerance low.
You won’t find this sarcastic gem in stores or floating around knockoff shops. It’s a true Winkatchoo exclusive—crafted for those who deal with nonsense by avoiding it entirely. Available as a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a bold, glossy magnetic decal, both options are a perfectly portable 2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, passive-aggressive wisdom.
The die-cut sticker is perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, water bottles, or toolboxes—wherever you need a little help staying unbothered. Prefer magnetic chill? The magnet version is ideal for fridges, lockers, file cabinets, or any surface that needs a firm but stylish reminder to dodge the drama. If you're into funny magnets, locker magnets, or sarcastic stickers that speak fluent “don’t engage,” this one’s calling your name.
Like all Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, it’s vivid, high-quality, and designed to stand out—just like your boundaries. Whether you’re collecting magnetic decals or loading up on laptop stickers with bite, this one’s a no-brainer.
Sharp. Stylish. Slightly savage. Avoid the ass clowns—and look good doing it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Because sometimes the best life advice fits on a sticker... and sounds suspiciously like your therapist and your inner gremlin teamed up.
Introducing the “Lay Low, Stay Calm, and Avoid All the Ass Clowns” design—a brutally honest, side-eye-laden masterpiece from the Winkatchoo vault of original snarky artwork. Featuring a smug, unbothered fox with major “unimpressed but thriving” energy, this funny sticker or die-cut magnet is your daily reminder to keep your vibe high and your clown tolerance low.
You won’t find this sarcastic gem in stores or floating around knockoff shops. It’s a true Winkatchoo exclusive—crafted for those who deal with nonsense by avoiding it entirely. Available as a glossy, waterproof die-cut vinyl sticker or a bold, glossy magnetic decal, both options are a perfectly portable 2.5 x 3.5 inches of pure, passive-aggressive wisdom.
The die-cut sticker is perfect for laptops, tumblers, notebooks, water bottles, or toolboxes—wherever you need a little help staying unbothered. Prefer magnetic chill? The magnet version is ideal for fridges, lockers, file cabinets, or any surface that needs a firm but stylish reminder to dodge the drama. If you're into funny magnets, locker magnets, or sarcastic stickers that speak fluent “don’t engage,” this one’s calling your name.
Like all Winkatchoo stickers and magnets, it’s vivid, high-quality, and designed to stand out—just like your boundaries. Whether you’re collecting magnetic decals or loading up on laptop stickers with bite, this one’s a no-brainer.
Sharp. Stylish. Slightly savage. Avoid the ass clowns—and look good doing it.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
