Once Gave a Damn—Now Just Serving Goat and Sass 298
Once Upon a Time… I Gave a Damn.
This smug little goat in glam glasses and holding a glass of definitely-not-juice has seen some things. Once, just once, they tried being “mature” and “put-together” and not blurting out inappropriate jokes at staff meetings. It was a dark time. Never again. Now they’re fully committed to chaos, wine, and not giving a single polished crap.
For anyone who’s tried the serious life and realized it’s overrated and under-caffeinated, this sticker/magnet is your honorary diploma. Glossy kiss-cut vinyl or die-cut magnet—your pick. It’s 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and radiates chill, unbothered goat energy.
🧀 Only at Winkatchoo, where we take nothing seriously—especially ourselves.
Stick it. Sip it. Skip the whole “maturity” phase. You’re doing great.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Once Upon a Time… I Gave a Damn.
This smug little goat in glam glasses and holding a glass of definitely-not-juice has seen some things. Once, just once, they tried being “mature” and “put-together” and not blurting out inappropriate jokes at staff meetings. It was a dark time. Never again. Now they’re fully committed to chaos, wine, and not giving a single polished crap.
For anyone who’s tried the serious life and realized it’s overrated and under-caffeinated, this sticker/magnet is your honorary diploma. Glossy kiss-cut vinyl or die-cut magnet—your pick. It’s 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and radiates chill, unbothered goat energy.
🧀 Only at Winkatchoo, where we take nothing seriously—especially ourselves.
Stick it. Sip it. Skip the whole “maturity” phase. You’re doing great.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!
Once Upon a Time… I Gave a Damn.
This smug little goat in glam glasses and holding a glass of definitely-not-juice has seen some things. Once, just once, they tried being “mature” and “put-together” and not blurting out inappropriate jokes at staff meetings. It was a dark time. Never again. Now they’re fully committed to chaos, wine, and not giving a single polished crap.
For anyone who’s tried the serious life and realized it’s overrated and under-caffeinated, this sticker/magnet is your honorary diploma. Glossy kiss-cut vinyl or die-cut magnet—your pick. It’s 2.5" x 3.5", waterproof, weather-resistant, and radiates chill, unbothered goat energy.
🧀 Only at Winkatchoo, where we take nothing seriously—especially ourselves.
Stick it. Sip it. Skip the whole “maturity” phase. You’re doing great.
Why You’ll Love These Stickers & Magnets:
✅ Durable Die-Cut Magnet – Strong, flexible, and made to last.
✅ Peel n’ Stick Kiss-Cut Stickers - Waterproof and glossy
✅ Each Sticker & magnet is approx. 2.5” x 3.5”
✅ Exclusive Winkatchoo Artwork – You won’t find this kind of cute anywhere else.
✅ Easy On, Easy Off Magnets – Sticks to metal and peels off clean.
✅ Stickers made on durable vinyl - affix to any smooth surface
✅ Weather-Resistant & Fade-Proof – Great indoors or out.
✅ Choice of background colors
✅ Buy One or Grab a Handful!
✅ Giftable – Great for collectors, cat people, and chaotic creatives.
Winkatchoo stickers and magnets - because Seriousness if Seriously Overrated.
FREE SHIPPING in the US!