Now Taking Bookings—Feelings Not Included

If you thought the gig economy couldn’t get spicier, allow this masterpiece to enter the chat. “Available Side Piece: Emotionally Detached” is not just a statement—it’s a whole mood board wrapped in caution tape. With fire-orange fonts and emotional boundaries tighter than your Wi-Fi password, this design is for those who know their worth, guard their heart, and charge by the hour—with no refunds and absolutely no eye contact.

Rumor has it, this beauty was born after one too many “u up?” texts and a deep, soul-searching binge of reality TV therapy sessions. The creator? A stone-cold realist with a flair for the dramatic and a strict no-attachment clause. With those chaotic paint splatters and cartoonishly confident lettering, the vibe here is “available for hire, but not for heartbreak.” It’s equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable, because let’s be honest—emotional detachment is the new black, and this design wears it well. So go ahead, wear your boundaries like a badge of honor and your sarcasm like cologne. Winkatchoo gets it.