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This design doesn’t just flirt with chaos—it took it out to dinner, ghosted it, and texted “u up?” three weeks later. “On Again, Off Again Side Piece AVAILABLE” is the ultimate ode to romantic whiplash. Splashed with neon drama and commitment issues in Comic Sans-level confidence, this visual wonder says, “I’m emotionally unavailable, but extremely punctual.” Sprinkle in a little intimacy dysfunction and you’ve got a whole situationship starter pack—now with hourly rates and no refunds!

The creative spark? Probably born during a late-night scrolling spree through old texts that should’ve stayed archived. The designer likely paused mid-breakup (round 4) and thought, “You know what? This deserves to be immortalized in bold typography.” With wild paint splatters and a color scheme that screams “this is fine,” it perfectly captures the energy of someone who says “I’m not complicated” while being absolutely complicated AF. It’s painfully relatable, hilariously self-aware, and just the right amount of unhinged. Because sometimes, the best thing to do is own the chaos, slap a price tag on it, and wink while the emotional fire burns softly in the background.