Smile… Or Else!

According to very scientific research (that we totally didn’t just make up), winkativity is the secret to a healthier smile! Just ask this enthusiastic dentist, whose passion for pearly whites is only slightly terrifying. With that wide-eyed, manic grin and an oversized toothbrush that screams “TWO MINUTES OR ELSE”, he’s on a mission to spread dental joy—whether you like it or not.

Meanwhile, his lucky patient seems to be questioning all of her life choices. Is she about to receive the best cleaning ever or accidentally sign up for an experimental procedure? Hard to say. But don’t worry—the fine print makes it clear: the FDA hasn’t evaluated these claims… so, like, just trust us! If nothing else, this proves one thing: good dental hygiene is important… but surviving your dentist? That’s the real challenge.