Clear the Road—Absolute Chaos Incoming!

If you hear a distant roar followed by manic laughter, it’s already too late. This wild-haired road warrior doesn’t just ride—they dominate the streets with pure, unhinged energy. Whether it's a reckless joyride, a high-speed chase (self-imposed, obviously), or just a routine grocery run that turned way too intense, one thing’s for sure: you do NOT want to be in their way.

That glare? Fierce. That grip on the handlebars? White-knuckled. That vehicle? Technically street legal, but only if the authorities don’t catch up. This isn’t just a biker—it’s a one-person demolition derby fueled by adrenaline and questionable life choices. So, back off, keep your arms inside the ride at all times, and if you dare to wink back? Well, you’re just as nuckin’ futz as they are.