Let’s take a moment to appreciate this overwhelmed octopus who perfectly embodies the chaotic energy of being over it. Legend has it, this cephalopod was just your average ocean dweller until one fateful day when it wandered into a seaside farmers' market. Four free samples, a clearance sale, and one impulsive candle purchase later, it discovered the true horror of modern life: bag management. Eight arms? More like eight reasons to regret this decision.

With bulging eyes that scream, “Why did I agree to this?” and a collection of bags that would make any mall mom proud, this octo-shopper is the poster child for "retail regret." Whether it’s juggling snacks, bargains, or existential dread, we’ve all been there—standing in line at the checkout, wondering why we didn’t just order online. Let’s be honest: this is all of us after an unplanned Target run where we only needed toothpaste.