Meet the poster child for social anxiety meets bad timing. This wide-eyed champion of cringe has mastered the trifecta of overthinking, under-reacting, and making it awkward—and honestly, who among us hasn’t been there? With his unkempt plaid shirt and existential stare, he looks like he’s just been asked, “So, tell me about yourself,” at a party. The panic? Palpable. The vibe? Relatable on a cellular level.

This character’s origin story reads like a saga of every awkward family dinner and uncomfortable elevator ride rolled into one. You can practically hear the internal monologue: “Did I just wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at me? Should I laugh? No, too late. Now they think I’m weird.” But that’s the magic here—this little guy doesn’t just embody awkwardness; he owns it. He’s the friend who trips over nothing, pauses too long before saying “you too,” and leaves us all thinking, “Same, dude. Same.”

So, let’s raise a toast (but probably spill it) to the hero of secondhand embarrassment. After all, life’s too short not to make it awkward.