This grumpy holiday warrior isn’t here for mistletoe or merriment—he’s powered entirely by sarcasm and seasonal exhaustion. With wild hair, bulging eyes, and a look that says “Why am I still wrapping presents at 2 AM?”, he’s the perfect mascot for anyone running on fumes and just a sprinkle of rage.

His holiday spirit breakdown? Brutally accurate. 75% sarcasm fuels those passive-aggressive “love this gift” comments. 12% frustration keeps him silently questioning why he agreed to host the family dinner. 8% exasperation handles the playlist that’s been stuck on “Jingle Bells” for hours. And that final 5% rage? It’s reserved for the in-laws who accidentally brought up politics.

Magical? Sure, if you count surviving the chaos with your sanity (mostly) intact. This isn’t just a holiday mood—it’s a lifestyle.