Meet the holiday elf who’s completely over it. Forget tidings of comfort and joy—this grumpy little guy is here to deliver a healthy dose of sarcasm, scowls, and not-so-silent nights. Between the endless jingles, family drama, and lights that won’t stop blinking, he’s decided to embrace the true spirit of the season: barely hanging on.

Perfect for anyone who’s done their time in the trenches of December chaos, this slogan speaks the universal language of festive frustration. So slap it on a mug, wear it proudly, and remember: sometimes the best holiday cheer is just surviving the month.