This wonderfully grumpy, socially exhausted amphibian has had it with holiday cheer. With a scowl that could scare off even the jolliest carolers, he’s here to deliver the blunt truth: don’t expect tinsel, mistletoe, or even a half-hearted “ho-ho-ho.” His piercing stare and sagging expression scream one thing—“Lower your expectations. Like, a lot.”

And let’s not forget his holiday counterpart—the chaotic tree gremlin in the corner, representing everything he refuses to be: loud, extra, and covered in ornaments. This frog is the hero for everyone who’s done with over-the-top festivities and just wants to sip hot cocoa in peace. Because not everyone is here to “deck the halls”—some of us just want to deck life’s unrealistic demands.