Meet Winky, the ultimate authority on all things wink-related. With a single, perfectly timed squint, this eyeball-on-legs can convey charm, sarcasm, or even mild concern—though good luck guessing which. Sure, he’s got no eyelids (or boundaries), but that’s just what makes him the MVP of ocular sass.

Whether he’s closing deals, sealing friendships, or just creeping you out a little, Winky takes his job very seriously. After all, why settle for a blink when you can deliver a wink with style? So go ahead, give him a wink back… if you dare.