If desperation had a font, it would be this. This masterpiece screams, “I’m not picky, I’m just available,” with the kind of chaotic energy that belongs in a late-night text message you definitely shouldn't send. The dramatic splashes of red? Oh, those aren’t just for flair—they’re the visual embodiment of a walking red flag, waving proudly in the wind.

But let’s talk details: "Ask About Hourly Rates"—because commitment is overrated, but clarity is key. "No Refunds"—a bold move, but let’s be honest, no one’s ever walked away from a side piece expecting customer service. This design doesn’t just exist; it thrives in its unapologetic thirst, making it the ultimate mood for anyone who believes love is a temporary contract with questionable terms. Swipe right… at your own risk.