The Owl of Sass: Protector of Wit and One-Liners

Legend has it, this wide-eyed bird of brilliance was once a mild-mannered forest dweller, content with munching on bugs and dodging daylight. But after one too many clueless squirrels wandered by asking for directions, something snapped. "Why does no one read the leaves anymore?" it squawked, rolling its giant eyes to the moon. That night, under a sarcastically glowing star, this owl discovered its true purpose: weaponizing wit for the greater good. And thus, the Sarcasm Superpower was born.

With its "Are you serious?" expression and feathered flair, this owl is clearly the embodiment of all our inner monologues during group projects, family dinners, or anytime someone asks, "What’s your backup plan?" It doesn’t just speak to us—it is us. Whether you’re the reigning monarch of side-eye or a humble apprentice in the art of snark, this little fluffball reminds us to embrace our sass and wear it like a cape. Because sometimes, the only thing sharper than talons is a perfectly timed quip.

And let’s be honest: with a face like that, even sarcasm looks adorable.