Now Accepting Awkward Applications

Finally—a design that truly gets you. “Socially Awkward Side Piece AVAILABLE” is the anxious anthem for everyone who’s ever said “I love you” and then immediately tripped over a chair. With bold yellows screaming “I’m here!” and hand-scrawled red text whispering “but please don’t look directly at me,” this glorious mess is what happens when introversion meets romantic outsourcing—with a splash of accidental eye contact.

Rumor has it, this was created after someone tried to flirt, panicked halfway through, and instead complimented their date’s... elbows. So naturally, they channeled that energy into this neon-splattered declaration of adorable dysfunction. Expect intimacy issues? Absolutely. But also expect heartfelt texts sent three hours too late, shy side-hugs, and long, thoughtful stares into the microwave. This isn’t your average side piece—it’s the limited-edition, socially uncomfortable deluxe model, complete with conversational buffering and a deep fear of phone calls. Winkatchoo’s cheeky little wink at the bottom seals the deal like a nervous giggle in a silent room. Relatable, lovable, and just the right amount of cringe—this one’s a keeper.