A Mind Full of Genius… and Static Noise

This wide-eyed thinker is overflowing with brilliance—until the moment actually comes to use it. That expression? Oh yeah, that’s the look of someone who just had a groundbreaking idea… and immediately forgot it. Was it revolutionary? Probably. Was it life-changing? Absolutely. Will it ever return? Doubtful.

If you’ve ever been on the brink of genius, only to be derailed by a passing thought about snacks, a song stuck in your head, or just pure, unfiltered brain fog—congrats, this is your spirit animal. Just roll with it, pretend you meant to space out, and call it a vibe.