Sexy Lips and Questionable Choices: A Goldfish Tax Tale

Once upon a time in the murky depths of the local aquarium, Gary the Goldfish decided he was destined for greatness. Armed with a calculator (don’t ask how he uses it) and an arsenal of fishy charm, Gary set out to prove that "sexy lips" and oversized glasses were all you needed to conquer the world of tax returns. Spoiler alert: they weren’t. His deductive reasoning? As slippery as his scales. His understanding of write-offs? Let’s just say it mostly involved “accidental nibbling” and tank decor upgrades. But Gary’s confidence? Unshakable.

This brilliantly bizarre design captures the essence of making all the wrong choices for all the right reasons. The juxtaposition of a goldfish trying to adult while serving some serious trout-pout is both hilarious and tragically relatable. It’s a bold visual metaphor for every time someone handed power, responsibility, or influence to someone based purely on their flashiness. So next time you consider outsourcing life decisions to someone with great "aesthetic," remember Gary. He may have sexy lips, but his IRS audit results? Not so cute.