Mustard-Only, No-Nonsense Rebel

This is the face of someone who takes no crap, celebrates nothing, and has STRONG condiment opinions. Birthdays? Overrated. Holidays? A distraction. Mayonnaise? An absolute disgrace. But mustard? Now THAT’S the hill they’re willing to die on.

You might not understand their intense, unshakable devotion to the tangy, spicy, superior spread, but honestly? They don’t care. They’re here to fight for what matters—and if that means giving the stink-eye to every mayo-loving sandwich in sight, so be it. Long live the mustard warriors.