Grumpy, Sassy, and Proudly Misunderstood

Behold the face of unapologetic sarcasm—part grumble, part genius, and entirely over it. This coffee-clutching curmudgeon doesn’t care if you “get” its humor because, honestly, it’s probably too advanced for mere mortals. With an expression that screams “Is that the best you’ve got?”, this delightful grump is here to remind us that life is too short to explain your jokes to people who clearly weren’t listening in the first place.

Legend has it this masterpiece was inspired by a barista who wrote “Smile more!” on someone’s latte cup. Infuriated but committed to caffeine, this creature vowed to embrace its crankiness with gusto. From the perfectly furrowed brow to the “judge me, I dare you” mug grip, this is the artwork for anyone who’s ever been told to lighten up and responded with a well-timed death stare.

Let’s face it: not everyone deserves your comedic brilliance, and that’s okay. As this cantankerous champion of wit demonstrates, some folks just don’t have the range—and as luck would have it, ignorance is free. So sip that coffee and let the clueless stay clueless.