Grumpy, Certified, and Totally Over It

Meet the gold standard of grumpiness: a curmudgeon so seasoned, they’ve got a laminated certificate and matching attitude. Clutching a homemade sign that says what we’re all secretly thinking after an hour in line at the DMV, this bespectacled misanthrope is living their truth. Those oversized glasses? They’re not for reading—they’re for glaring at the world in high-definition judgment.

This character isn’t just a mood; they’re a movement. They’ve seen it all, from loud phone talkers in public to people who still don’t understand how four-way stops work. And they’ve had enough. With their bushy eyebrows furrowed like thunderclouds and their outfit a riot of “I don’t care anymore” vibes, they’ve mastered the fine art of saying “nope” to society. But let’s be honest—haven’t we all had days where we wanted to carry around a sign like this?

This grouchy gremlin reminds us that it’s okay to feel a little fed up sometimes. The key is to wear your grumpiness with pride, sprinkle it with just enough sass, and—most importantly—walk away before someone asks you to explain your sign.